Because I can't bear to tell it twice....

[23:57] carfiniel:  omg so grossed out
[23:57] carfiniel:  just went to take a drink of my soda...
[23:57] thesnapelyone:  uh huh
[23:57] carfiniel:  and got something squishy and tart
[23:57] carfiniel:  spat it out prompty
[23:57] carfiniel:  discovered ants
[23:57] carfiniel:  ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
[23:57] thesnapelyone:  ... OMG!! X.x OMG EWEWEWEW~~!
[23:58] thesnapelyone:  *dies*
[23:58] carfiniel:  I will be so fucking glad to be out of this house that smells of cat pee and has ants all over
[23:58] carfiniel:  *barfs*
[23:58] thesnapelyone:  YUCKYUCKYUCK
[23:59] thesnapelyone:  I'm being soooo crafty tonight
[00:00] carfiniel:  I am so grossed out.
[00:00] thesnapelyone:  (desperate attempt to ignore ants)
[00:01] carfiniel:  ugh
[00:01] thesnapelyone:  crafts!
[00:01] carfiniel:  yey crafts
[00:01] carfiniel:  *shudders*
[00:01] carfiniel:  My tongue is still tingling.  It almost hurt. I think it stung me.
[00:01] thesnapelyone:  Oh my god. that is so nasty. I can't imagine. ugh ugh ugh
[00:02] carfiniel:  I knew before I saw it that it would be an ant.  I had read before that ant bodies have the same chemical in them that is used to make sweet tarts
[00:02] carfiniel:  But still.  ew
[00:02] thesnapelyone:  ew!!
[00:02] thesnapelyone:  okay well you have ruined sweet tarts for me forever.
[00:02] carfiniel:  Not to mention I've seen an ant in this house the other night, but I thought maybe it was an isolated one that time.
[00:03] carfiniel:  Well, I'm not saying sweet tarts are MADE of ants.
[00:03] carfiniel:  Just that it's the same chemical;
[00:03] thesnapelyone:  close enough! *g*
[00:03] carfiniel:  but yeah. Ants officially taste like sweet tarts
[00:03] carfiniel:  *vomits more*
[00:03] thesnapelyone:  Well, c'mon, seeing an ant here or there is not like, you should expect to see them in your FOOD
[00:03] carfiniel:  Yeah, exactly.
[00:04] carfiniel:  Though one time, when I was a baby, apparently my mum made an apple pie and put it on the counter to cool.  When she cut it later, all these huge fat carpenter ants poured out of it.  She couldn't eat apple pie for years.
[00:04] thesnapelyone:  ewww understandable


Am SO grossed out.

Because I can't bear to tell it twice....

[23:57] carfiniel:  omg so grossed out
[23:57] carfiniel:  just went to take a drink of my soda...
[23:57] thesnapelyone:  uh huh
[23:57] carfiniel:  and got something squishy and tart
[23:57] carfiniel:  spat it out prompty
[23:57] carfiniel:  discovered ants
[23:57] carfiniel:  ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
[23:57] thesnapelyone:  ... OMG!! X.x OMG EWEWEWEW~~!
[23:58] thesnapelyone:  *dies*
[23:58] carfiniel:  I will be so fucking glad to be out of this house that smells of cat pee and has ants all over
[23:58] carfiniel:  *barfs*
[23:58] thesnapelyone:  YUCKYUCKYUCK
[23:59] thesnapelyone:  I'm being soooo crafty tonight
[00:00] carfiniel:  I am so grossed out.
[00:00] thesnapelyone:  (desperate attempt to ignore ants)
[00:01] carfiniel:  ugh
[00:01] thesnapelyone:  crafts!
[00:01] carfiniel:  yey crafts
[00:01] carfiniel:  *shudders*
[00:01] carfiniel:  My tongue is still tingling.  It almost hurt. I think it stung me.
[00:01] thesnapelyone:  Oh my god. that is so nasty. I can't imagine. ugh ugh ugh
[00:02] carfiniel:  I knew before I saw it that it would be an ant.  I had read before that ant bodies have the same chemical in them that is used to make sweet tarts
[00:02] carfiniel:  But still.  ew
[00:02] thesnapelyone:  ew!!
[00:02] thesnapelyone:  okay well you have ruined sweet tarts for me forever.
[00:02] carfiniel:  Not to mention I've seen an ant in this house the other night, but I thought maybe it was an isolated one that time.
[00:03] carfiniel:  Well, I'm not saying sweet tarts are MADE of ants.
[00:03] carfiniel:  Just that it's the same chemical;
[00:03] thesnapelyone:  close enough! *g*
[00:03] carfiniel:  but yeah. Ants officially taste like sweet tarts
[00:03] carfiniel:  *vomits more*
[00:03] thesnapelyone:  Well, c'mon, seeing an ant here or there is not like, you should expect to see them in your FOOD
[00:03] carfiniel:  Yeah, exactly.
[00:04] carfiniel:  Though one time, when I was a baby, apparently my mum made an apple pie and put it on the counter to cool.  When she cut it later, all these huge fat carpenter ants poured out of it.  She couldn't eat apple pie for years.
[00:04] thesnapelyone:  ewww understandable


Am SO grossed out.